He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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