Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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