The best revenge is premature balding
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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