Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
you never un-have a 4some
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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