she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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