the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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