This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Of course I have a pirate flag
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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