so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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