Im at strip club and am horny
Sry I called you an 8
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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