your thong is hanging out like whoa
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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