Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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