fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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