The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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