I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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