I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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