Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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