Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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