it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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