Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
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Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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