Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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