Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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