Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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