We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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