You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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