I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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