I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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