I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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