Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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