Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
Randomize