he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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