I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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