these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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