He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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