You're completely useless in the revolution.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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