Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
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