alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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