The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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