This dress was meant to end up on your floor
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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