does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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