I want to make a zoo with you.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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