I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
operation have a gay friend backfired
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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