Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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