I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I think my vagina is haunted
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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