yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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