On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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