bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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