so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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