ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I intend to get homeless drunk
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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