You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I AM VODKA MAN
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There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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