The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Terrible idea I love it
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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